Bill Clinton in Ireland

Sika | September 25, 2006

and I stayed at the Clinton Welcome Centre. Our room had an extra door that we could not unlock. We decided that Bill Clinton had the only working key to that door, so that he could get in and not have sex with anyone he wanted (Walker assures us that this makes sense to [...]

Dear Ulsterbus

Sika | September 23, 2006

Your turn indicators are too loud. But thank you for making it so easy to tell if a bus driver turns without using his turn indicator, even from the back of the bus. This enables me to add one more thing to report them for. I would also like to report your drivers for:
1. Their [...]

So, after 4 days of hiking in the highlands, what have I learned?

Sika | September 17, 2006

That when you only have one set of clothes that are hiking–oops, sorry, hillwalking–in the highlands appropriate (that would be waterproofs, heavy boots, wool, wicking-type socks and jumpers, 2 other layers for the top and two layers for the bottom including soft shell pants–OMG those things are brilliant and totally worth $100 in order not [...]

You know what’s sexier than New York Firefighters?

Sika | September 11, 2006

Edinburgh firefighters. Who flirt. With me. Sometimes it’s worth it to get up early on a Sunday and then to walk up to the castle and then to be all indecisive about whether or not to actually pay the outrageous sum of £10.85p to go into the castle.
I’m mostly using the computers in the [...]

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Sika | September 11, 2006

This is a test to see if I can bypass the stupid censorship from this computer.